Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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