I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
