shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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