exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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