you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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