he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Pooping to opera.
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