"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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