Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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