so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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