Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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