I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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