If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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