Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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