White coat. Heels.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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