just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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