Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
where are you?
Hypothermia
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
