Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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