omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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