false alarm. still invincible.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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