You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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