thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Randomize
