at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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