is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Sorry about my life...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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