So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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