You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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