Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We need a shit load of segways right now
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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