I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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