so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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