we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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