can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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