Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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