No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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