he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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