If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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