'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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