Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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