how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Why can't burritos get me drunk
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
