You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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