What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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