just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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