so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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