dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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