I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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