Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I still have a little drunk in my system
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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