He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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