508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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