Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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