That's intense
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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