never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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