If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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