we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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